Tampa SSUG 5/19/09 Review
SQL Server DBA Tips & Tricks
Archive for the ‘Syndicated’ Category.
Meeting starts at 6:30 pm. Directions to meeting
| Date: | 5/19/2009 |
| Topic: | Getting Started with SQL Server Profiler |
| Speakers: | Jack Corbett |
| Location: | Franklin Templeton Buidling |
| Description: Jack Corbett will present Getting Started with SQL Server Profiler. We will earn how to use SQL Server Profiler to troubleshoot, audit, and tune your SQL Server. This will include creating custom templates, integrating with Performance Monitor data, and creating scripts for creating server-side traces. Jack has been working with SQL Server since 1999 and has worked with versions 6.5 – 2005. He is experienced in VB 6 and .NET (ASP.NET, VB.NET, C#). He is currently working as a Software Developer for New Tribes Mission (www.ntm.org). He has spoken at OPASS and SQLSaturday #8 – Orlando, written 4 articles for SQLServerCentral and is one of the more active forum participants. He is also the author of a video series on Profiler available on JumpstartTV. Check out his blog at: http://www.wiseman-wiseguy.blogspot.com. |
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So today I’ve been dealing with one hellacious case of database corruption and thanks to the beauty of social networking I was able to get help from SQL Jedi-master Paul Randal. I’ll post my entire in an upcoming post but just wanted to share a new trick I learned. Paul posted an article tonight (thanks to my situation) about how to get back all the errors generated by your corrupted database via DBCC CHECKDB if you have more than 1,000 errors. This method involves using the osql utility. Go check out his article and stay tuned for the thrilling saga of what NOT to do with a database.

Here’s a quick question posed to my technical brethren: Have you drank the PowerShell Kool-Aid yet?
I’ve sat back and tested the waters here and there and I see that you can do some pretty cool stuff with it but I’m an admitted GUI lover at the moment so what does this buy me? This topic comes on the heels of the Microsoft Tech-Ed keynote and the fact that PowerShell scripts will now be generated on-the-fly ala SQL Server Management Studio did for T-SQL (Thanks Brent Ozar for pointing this out). I’ll admit I have learned quite a lot just in T-SQL by using that Script To function but will having this power in PowerShell really do much for me? What are your thoughts? Comment your techy hearts out.
Yo…check it. I’m sittin’ here chillin with my Tweetdeck rollin’
When I get word of a SQL Rap contest, the illest rhymes we be extollin’
What’s up for grabs is an iPod Touch
Whatcha gotta do? Well, it ain’t much
Cook up the illest rhymes and sell em like a 3rd party tool
And this first rhyme I’m spittin is aimed at SQLFool
Go-daddy, Go-momma don’t matter the sex
This contest brings the baddest DBA’s like an ill-formed Index
What you and Ward started, like Ma$e can’t be stopped
These other sucka emcees are just another table my T-SQL’s gonna drop
Now Ward, aka the SQLTwit
Ready yourself for these rhymes I’m about to spit
You live in the woods, probably pickin berries
Since you’re backwoods I don’t wanna make this too complex like queries
Your lyrical rap styles are tuned like fine code
I heard you can ask for the BrentO discount when purchasing Quest Toad
Speaking of Brent O, his raps are well taken
Damn rapping about him now makes me crave #bacon
He looks like the SQL world’s Tina Fey
Next time you drop by Twitter, drop him a line and say ‘HEYYYY’
My VM snapshots are wrapping up from their orphaned state madness
Sorry to leave you guys with much lyrical sadness
These rhymes are whack but my skills are finger lickin’
So peace to your mothers, a love note from the SQL Chicken!